1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,045 Captioning Made Possible By 2 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:14,182 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 3 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:14,575 DAD! 4 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,377 OH, GOD, NO! 5 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,813 DAD, ARE YOU ASLEEP? 6 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:20,948 DAD? 7 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,483 WHAT? 8 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,485 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 9 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:25,553 IS IT IMPORTANT? 10 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:26,620 YES, DAD. 11 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,988 HOW IMPORTANT? 12 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:28,889 AN "EIGHT." 13 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,958 A CHILD'S "EIGHT" OR AN ADULT'S "EIGHT"? 14 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:32,826 I DON'T KNOW. 15 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:33,394 I'VE NEVER BEEN 16 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,063 AN ADULT. 17 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,098 VANESSA... 18 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,834 I JUST FINISHED WORKING 18 HOURS IN THE HOSPITAL. 19 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:44,938 I DELIVERED OVER 8,000 BABIES. 20 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,046 I'M REALLY, REALLY TIRED 21 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:55,416 AND IF THIS IS NOT REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT 22 00:01:55,516 --> 00:02:01,489 I'M GOING TO BE REALLY, REALLY ANGRY. 23 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,993 IF I TELL YOU AND IT'S NOT IMPORTANT 24 00:02:06,093 --> 00:02:07,195 YOU'LL BE ANGRY. 25 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,829 IF I DON'T TELL AND IT IS IMPORTANT 26 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:09,997 YOU'LL BE ANGRY. 27 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,200 WHY DID I COME DOWNSTAIRS? 28 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,635 TO PUNISH ME. 29 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,237 DAD... 30 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,605 WHAT IS IT? 31 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:18,906 RUDY'S HOME. 32 00:02:29,183 --> 00:02:31,051 THERE BETTER BE MORE. 33 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:33,854 THERE IS. 34 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,557 YOU KNOW RUDY'S PET GOLDFISH, LAMONT? 35 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,491 YES. 36 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,461 THE ONE YOU BOUGHT BECAUSE SHE ATE HER PEAS? 37 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,862 DON'T THINK I'M COMPLAINING BECAUSE I EAT MY PEAS 38 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:42,696 AND YOU DON'T 39 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,998 BUY ME A THING. 40 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,870 IS THIS ABOUT BUYING YOU SOMETHING? 41 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,973 NO, IT'S ABOUT RUDY'S GOLDFISH. 42 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,975 WHAT ABOUT RUDY'S GOLDFISH? 43 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,977 HE'S DEAD. 44 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:59,347 I'M SORRY. 45 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,185 RUDY DOESN'T KNOW YET. 46 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,920 YOU'RE SURE IT'S DEAD? 47 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,224 ARE FISH SUPPOSED TO FLOAT ON THEIR BACKS? 48 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:12,092 RUDY DOESN'T KNOW IT YET? 49 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,296 SHE'S FEEDING HIM. 50 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,104 AND HE'S NOT EATING. 51 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,108 NOW YOU'RE COOKING. 52 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,480 HI. 53 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,381 HI. 54 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:34,782 I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME. 55 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,817 HI. HI, MOM. 56 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:40,220 WAIT TILL YOU HEAR WHAT I DID TODAY. 57 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:43,090 NOT NOW, DEAR. WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 58 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:43,957 WHAT IS IT? 59 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,459 RUDY'S GOLDFISH IS DEAD. 60 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,730 HOW IS SHE TAKING IT? 61 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,064 SHE DOESN'T KNOW YET. 62 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,534 DAD'S GOING TO BREAK IT TO HER WHILE I WATCH. 63 00:03:55,936 --> 00:03:58,806 OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU MY NEWS LATER. 64 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:01,675 HI, MOM. 65 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:03,744 THEO! 66 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,680 YOUR MOM WAS FANTASTIC AT WORK TODAY. 67 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,981 GREAT, MOM. 68 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:08,816 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 69 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:09,417 I DON'T KNOW. 70 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,884 WHAT ARE YOU FIXING? 71 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,935 TOUGH ONE, DAD? 72 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:32,473 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE RELATIONSHIP 73 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,575 BETWEEN RUDY AND LAMONT. 74 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,910 WHEN I TOOK HER INTO THE PET STORE 75 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,079 WE CAME IN FRONT OF THIS HUGE FISH TANK. 76 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:42,983 SHE WALKED UP TO IT 77 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:46,153 AND SHE SAID, "I WANT THAT ONE." 78 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,822 THE MAN TOOK THE NET, WENT IN... 79 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,793 CAUGHT A FISH, PUT IT IN THE BAG. 80 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:55,195 SHE SAID, "THAT'S NOT HIM." 81 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,300 THERE ARE 10,000 FISH-- 82 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,102 ALL LOOK THE SAME-- 83 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,671 IN THAT TANK. 84 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:06,139 MY DAUGHTER SAYS, "THAT'S NOT HIM." 85 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,309 SHE SAID, "THERE HE IS." 86 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:12,245 THE MAN GOES IN AGAIN, PULLS A FISH OUT. 87 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,947 SHE SAYS, "THAT'S NOT HIM." 88 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:18,318 AFTER ABOUT 20 MINUTES, THE MAN STARTS TO LOOK AT ME. 89 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,420 SHE SAYS, "THAT'S NOT HIM." 90 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,355 I SAID, "THAT'S NOT HIM." 91 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:28,128 FINALLY, THE MAN STEPS DOWN, HANDS RUDY THE NET. 92 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:31,399 RUDY CLIMBS UP ON A CRATE... 93 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,266 HOLDS THE NET OUT-- 94 00:05:33,367 --> 00:05:35,436 IT DOESN'T TOUCH THE WATER. 95 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,472 LAMONT JUMPS UP... 96 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,307 INTO THE NET. 97 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,014 SHE SHOWS HIM TO THE MAN. 98 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,683 HE SAYS, "THAT'S HIM." 99 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,052 I SAID TO THE MAN, "IT WAS ALL THE TIME." 100 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,023 I'VE NEVER KNOWN HER 101 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,827 TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP OR BE THIS CLOSE TO ANYONE 102 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,429 IN ALL HER LIFE. 103 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,229 DADDY? 104 00:06:02,329 --> 00:06:02,996 YES, DEAR? 105 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,998 ARE YOU STALLING? 106 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,837 THAT WAS A VERY TOUCHING STORY. 107 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,472 YES, DADDY... 108 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,941 A LONG TOUCHING STORY. 109 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:18,378 HI, RUDY. WHAT YOU DOING? 110 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,648 PLAYING. 111 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,161 SO... HOW'S EVERYTHING? 112 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,328 FINE. 113 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,964 GOOD. 114 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,011 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 115 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,180 UH-HUH. 116 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,783 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 117 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:02,456 WELL, DOCTOR? 118 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:17,538 RUDY, DADDY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LAMONT. 119 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,205 LAMONT? 120 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:18,872 YEAH. 121 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:23,711 YOU SEE, DEAR, LAMONT HAS GONE AWAY. 122 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,514 NO, HE HASN'T. 123 00:07:27,881 --> 00:07:29,817 HE'S RIGHT HERE. 124 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:32,052 WELL, YES... 125 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:36,056 AND NO. 126 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,324 YOU SEE... 127 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,459 GOLDFISH ARE NOT VERY STRONG 128 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,662 AND SOMETIMES, WITHOUT WARNING 129 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:47,100 THEY JUST STOP... DOING THINGS... FOREVER. 130 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:49,670 DO YOU UNDERSTAND 131 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:50,571 WHAT I'M SAYING? 132 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:51,338 UH-HUH. 133 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:51,905 WHAT AM I SAYING? 134 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,441 I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:58,979 DAD, LET ME TRY. 136 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,549 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 137 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:02,750 RUDY... 138 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,818 WHAT DAD'S TRYING TO TELL YOU IS 139 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:08,589 YOUR GOLDFISH IS DECREASED. 140 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,165 CLOSE. 141 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,502 DECEASED. 142 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,704 WHAT'S "DECEASED"? 143 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:24,638 DEAD. 144 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:26,006 WHAT'S DEAD? 145 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:26,707 YOUR GOLDFISH. 146 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,708 YUCK! 147 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:31,812 DAD, HE IS DEAD. 148 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,581 NO! 149 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:39,385 LAMONT IS MORE THAN JUST A BODY. 150 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,188 HE IS FUNNY STORIES. 151 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,356 HE'S NIBBLING FOOD. 152 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,459 HE'S SWIMMING THROUGH THE LIGHTHOUSE. 153 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:50,998 LAMONT WILL ALWAYS BE WITH US. 154 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,534 OH... WELL, YEAH. 155 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,369 CAN I FLUSH THE BODY? 156 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,875 GO TO YOUR ROOM. 157 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:02,876 WHAT DID I SAY? 158 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,714 GO TO YOUR ROOM. 159 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,782 YOU UNFEELING BEAST! 160 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,984 COME OVER HERE, HONEY. 161 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,454 DADDY, IS HE REALLY DEAD? 162 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,123 YOU CAN CRY IF YOU WANT TO. 163 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,424 MAYBE LATER. 164 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,503 THINK WE COULD DO SOMETHING 165 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,439 TO CHEER HER UP? 166 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,375 LET'S FIX HER FAVORITE DINNER. 167 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,544 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 168 00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:39,847 HOT DOGS! 169 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,015 THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DINNER. 170 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,621 HOW ABOUT YOUR FAMOUS SCRAMBLED EGGS? 171 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,089 THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO FOR HER. 172 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,590 WHAT ELSE COULD WE DO? 173 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,192 SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED A DOG. 174 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,662 NO, Y WANTED A DOG. 175 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:58,131 DENISE! 176 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,532 YEAH? 177 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:02,535 A GREAT THING HAPPENED TO ME AT WORK TODAY. 178 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,171 TELL ME ABOUT IT. 179 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:04,872 ( phone rings ) 180 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:07,307 MOM, THAT'S FOR ME. 181 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:13,714 HERE WE GO-- DAD'S FAMOUS EGGS. 182 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,983 IT'S A GOOD THING HE DIDN'T SERVE FISH. 183 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,224 UNLESS YOU'RE PLANNING ON EATING THAT BASKETBALL 184 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,859 GET IT OFF THE TABLE. 185 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,128 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 186 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:29,697 ALL RIGHT, NOW... 187 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:32,900 LOOK, HONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO EAT. 188 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,567 I MADE THESE SPECIAL FOR YOU. 189 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:38,972 COULD I LEAVE THE TABLE? 190 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,473 JUST TAKE A LITTLE BITE. 191 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,943 I'M TOO SAD TO EAT. 192 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:43,643 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 193 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,979 COME ON, WE'LL GO UPSTAIRS. 194 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,851 OH, RUDY... 195 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:56,623 YOUR MAMA DID THE MOST FANTASTIC THING AT WORK TODAY. 196 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,091 MOM, NOT NOW. 197 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:07,567 SHE'S REALLY TAKING THIS THING HARD. 198 00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:13,974 DENISE... 199 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,543 THOSE ARE NOT RIBS. 200 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,013 THEY'RE EGGS, DEAR. 201 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,215 YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 202 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:25,252 YOU LEFT SOME KETCHUP IN THE BOTTLE. 203 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,788 DADDY, THESE ARE FINE. 204 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,758 YOU GUYS DON'T SEEM TO CARE ABOUT YOUR SISTER. 205 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:34,828 DADDY, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE BLOWING THIS OUT OF PROPORTION? 206 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,830 IT'S JUST A DEAD FISH. 207 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,865 RIGHT. 208 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,632 SOUNDS LIKE FLUSH-A-BYE TIME TO ME. 209 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,737 WE'LL ALL GATHER AROUND THE BATHROOM BOWL. 210 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,873 AND THEN... SWOOSH-- 211 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,474 FLUSH HIM OFF TO GLORY. 212 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:54,047 WHY DON'T WE SAY A PRAYER BEFORE WE HIT THE HANDLE? 213 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,517 A FUNERAL FOR A FISH. 214 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,286 THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 215 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,456 WHY NOT HAVE REVEREND WINDINGHAM DELIVER A EULOGY? 216 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,292 THAT'S A BETTER IDEA. 217 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,459 DADDY! 218 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,495 DADDY, COME ON. 219 00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,662 WE WERE ONLY KIDDING! 220 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:12,199 DAD, IT'S OKAY TO BE WEIRD HERE 221 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,601 BUT YOU'RE GOING OUTSIDE THE HOUSE NOW. 222 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:17,504 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 223 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:18,671 DADDY, PLEASE..! 224 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:19,773 HELLO, REVEREND? 225 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:20,607 HE'S A MINISTER. 226 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,009 HE'LL TELL GOD WE'RE CRAZY. 227 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,145 JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE. 228 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,047 WE'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 229 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,348 YOU'LL COME TO THE FUNERAL? 230 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,449 YES! YES! YES! 231 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,953 YOU'LL DO WHATEVER I ASK YOU TO? 232 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,221 YES! YES! YES! 233 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,265 YOU'LL WEAR FUNERAL CLOTHING? 234 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:45,966 HELLO, REVEREND? 235 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,168 YES!! YES!! YES!! 236 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:51,771 JUST A RELIGIOUS QUESTION. 237 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,307 UH... CHRISTMAS-- 238 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,878 WILL IT BE THE SAME TIME AGAIN AS LAST YEAR? 239 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,048 I SEE. 240 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:01,982 ALL RIGHT. 241 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,518 YEAH, DECEMBER 25th. ALL RIGHTY. 242 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,854 OKAY. NICE TALKING TO YOU. 243 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,088 BYE-BYE. 244 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:21,801 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 245 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,136 IT WILL KEEP IF YOU'RE BUSY. 246 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,437 IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT. 247 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,274 YEAH, SURE, MOM, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW. 248 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,477 RUDY OKAY? 249 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,544 SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 250 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,647 ( sigh ) 251 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:36,616 OKAY. 252 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,219 SO... TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DAY. 253 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,520 MY DAY? 254 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,832 YES. YOU KNOW, THE EXCITING NEWS. 255 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,235 FORGET ABOUT THAT. 256 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,274 OKAY, WELL, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 257 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:05,979 FILING OF THE NAILS MEANS DEAD HUSBAND ON THE FLOOR. 258 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,884 I TRIED TO TALK TO EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY. 259 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,953 NOBODY WANTED TO LISTEN. 260 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:14,321 I EVEN CALLED MY MOTHER. 261 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,089 IT'S THAT BAD, HUH? 262 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,493 I'M GOING TO SIT IN THIS CHAIR-- 263 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:22,963 I'M NOT MOVING OUT OF IT-- 264 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,998 AND I'M GOING TO LISTEN. 265 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:25,632 YOU PROMISE? 266 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:26,733 I SWEAR. 267 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,701 I'M NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS CHAIR. 268 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:37,744 LAST WEEK, I WAS READING THE VERDI CONSTRUCTION CONTRACT. 269 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,880 VERDI CONSTRUCTION CONTRACT. I KNOW IT WELL. 270 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,316 CLIFF, SHUT UP AND LISTEN. 271 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,187 NOBODY AT WORK WOULD TOUCH IT. 272 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,455 EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS A HOPELESS CASE 273 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,657 BUT I FOUND THIS LOOPHOLE... 274 00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,025 ( beeping ) 275 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:56,796 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 276 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,464 THAT'S YOUR BEEPER. 277 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,066 I KNOW. I HEARD IT. 278 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,401 LOOPHOLE. GO AHEAD. 279 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,104 I FOUND THIS LOOPHOLE THAT SAVED THE CLIENT OVER $10,000. 280 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,074 EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE GOTEXCITED 281 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,709 EVEN MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR... 282 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:10,277 UH-OH. 283 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,444 CAME TO SHAKE MY HAND. 284 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,313 ( beeping ) 285 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,884 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 286 00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:19,252 MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR... 287 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,853 SHOULDN'T YOU MAKE THAT CALL? 288 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,789 NO, BECAUSE IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY 289 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,591 THEY GIVE ONE LONG BEEP. 290 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:29,096 GO AHEAD. MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE. 291 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:32,332 MR. GREENBROOK SENIOR CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE TO SHAKE MY HAND... 292 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,669 ( long beep ) 293 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,041 OKAY. UH, GO AHEAD. 294 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,376 GO AHEAD. MR. GREENBROOK. 295 00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:46,646 AND HE SAID... 296 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:48,481 HOLD IT. YES, THIS IS DR. HUXTABLE. 297 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,987 OH, MRS. DAVIS HAS LEFT FOR THE HOSPITAL? 298 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:57,457 WELL, HOW FAR APART ARE THEY? 299 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:02,395 NO, NO, NOT THE LABOR PAINS, THE HOUSE TO THE HOSPITAL. 300 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,765 OKAY, FINE. 301 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,200 JUST CALL THE HOSPITAL 302 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,270 AND TELL THEM THAT I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN. 303 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,638 THANK YOU. BYE-BYE. 304 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,941 "CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE AND..." 305 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,909 I THINK YOU BETTER GO. 306 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,978 I DON'T HAVE TO GO. 307 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:19,979 I WANT TO HEAR THIS. 308 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,182 HONEST TO GOODNESS, HONEY, PLEASE. 309 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:25,552 THAT MRS. DAVIS-- THIS IS HER NINTH CHILD. 310 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,323 PLEASE BELIEVE ME, SHE DOESN'T NEED ME. 311 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,891 I'M JUST A FRILL. 312 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,596 NOW, COME ON, TELL ME, PLEASE. 313 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,997 "CAME OUT OF THE OFFICE..." 314 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:38,965 AND SHOOK MY HAND... 315 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:39,632 SHOOK YOUR HAND... 316 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:40,767 AND SAID, "CONGRATULATIONS." 317 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:44,971 CONGRATULATIONS. AND? 318 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,509 AND THEN HE WENT BACK INTO THE OFFICE. 319 00:16:55,882 --> 00:17:00,019 THAT IS THE SADDEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. 320 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:01,721 ( knocking ) 321 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,256 HO! COME IN. 322 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,358 I TOLD RUDY ABOUT THE FUNERAL. 323 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,627 SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE LAMONT'S GOING TO END UP. 324 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,630 IN HEAVEN. 325 00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,431 OKAY. 326 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:13,965 A FUNERAL? 327 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:17,770 WE'RE GIVING LAMONT A LITTLE SEND-OFF IN THE POWDER ROOM. 328 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,972 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE... 329 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,508 ( knocking ) 330 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:26,346 DAD, SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE LAMONT'S GOING TO END UP REALLY. 331 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,980 IN THE RIVER. 332 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:28,881 OKAY. 333 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:31,984 WHAT'S GOING ON? 334 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,153 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE 335 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188 TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR LAMONT. 336 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:38,024 ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS, BECAUSE HEAVEN KNOWS 337 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,627 WHEN THAT MAN WILL COME OUT OF THAT OFFICE AGAIN. 338 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,596 NOW, IS THIS THE DARKEST THING 339 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,499 THAT YOU HAVE IN THAT CLOSET? 340 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,534 WHY? 341 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:48,801 FOR THE FUNERAL. 342 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,237 WE ARE DRESSING? 343 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,139 FOR THE FUNERAL. FOR LAMONT. 344 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,808 JUST GO AHEAD. 345 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,344 I LOVE LIVING HERE. 346 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:01,681 COMING IN THIRD AFTER YOUR PATIENTS AND A DEAD GOLDFISH. 347 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,951 HEY, CLAIR. 348 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,987 THE FISH GOES, YOU MOVE TO NUMBER TWO. 349 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:20,833 CALLING ALL MOURNERS! 350 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,101 CALLING ALL MOURNERS! 351 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:22,769 Theo: OH, DAD. 352 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,237 YEAH, "OH, DAD." 353 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,739 IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL THE REVEREND... 354 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,881 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BLACK. 355 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,451 GO IN AND GET YOUR SISTER READY, PLEASE. 356 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,322 HERE, DAD, MATCHBOX FOR THE COFFIN. 357 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,226 HE'S TOO BIG. 358 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,827 HE WON'T FIT IN THAT. 359 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,329 WELL, CAN'T WE BEND HIM? 360 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,000 WHEN RUDY COMES OUT, GO IN AND GET THE FISH 361 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,635 ALL RIGHT? 362 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:56,936 CALLING ALL MOURNERS! 363 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,409 WHAT'S DOING? 364 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,646 YOU LIKE IT? 365 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,548 WEAR IT WHEN I'M DEAD. 366 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,820 HARVEY'S PICKING ME UP IN FIVE MINUTES 367 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,588 SO CAN WE MOVE IT ALONG? 368 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,623 "MOVE IT ALONG." 369 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:20,360 THIS IS NOT A HOLLYWOOD FUNERAL. 370 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:25,097 NOW TAKE THE SUNGLASSES OFF. 371 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,970 PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON. 372 00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:37,344 CLAIR! 373 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,614 I FEEL A LITTLE OVERDRESSED FOR THE POWDER ROOM. 374 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,783 NO, YOU LOOK JUST FINE. 375 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,252 UH, NO JEWELRY. 376 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,298 DADDY. 377 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,567 COME OVER HERE BESIDE DADDY. 378 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,203 SHE'S WEARING LAMONT'S FAVORITE DRESS. 379 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,439 I THINK IT REMINDED HIM OF THE SEA. 380 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:09,576 DAD. 381 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,444 OKAY, LET'S PROCEED WITH THE FUNERAL, PLEASE. 382 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,648 I CLOSED HIS EYES FOR YOU. 383 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,089 AHEM! 384 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,225 WE ARE GATHERED HERE 385 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,995 FOR THIS SPECIAL OCCASION 386 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,865 TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO LAMONT. 387 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,402 NOW, GATHER AROUND, PLEASE. 388 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:45,177 WE'RE HERE TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO A CHERISHED FRIEND... 389 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,448 LAMONT... GOLDFISH. 390 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:55,988 LAMONT WAS A GOOD FISH... 391 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,792 HAPPY AND BRAVE. 392 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,797 I ALWAYS FELT SAFE WITH HIM AROUND. 393 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:15,475 AND SO, AS TO ALL FISH, LAMONT'S TIME ON THIS EARTH... 394 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,309 DADDY? 395 00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:17,510 YES, DEAR? 396 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,646 I WANT TO WATCH TELEVISION. 397 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:27,186 YEAH. WELL, SEE, WE'RE HAVING A FUNERAL FOR YOUR FRIEND. 398 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,256 I WANT TO WATCH TV NOW. 399 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,091 ME, TOO. 400 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:38,097 NOBODY IS GOING TO WATCH TV UNTIL THE FUNERAL IS OVER. 401 00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,366 IS THAT CLEAR? 402 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,634 IF SH DOESN'T WANT THE FUNERAL 403 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,169 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE IT. 404 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,005 WE GOT DRESSED UP FOR THIS! 405 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,609 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT! 406 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:50,943 RIGHT, RUDY? 407 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,514 RUDY! 408 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,248 FORGIVE HER, PLEASE. 409 00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,354 HE'S TALKING TO THE * FI-ISH! 410 00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,022 ( horn honking ) 411 00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,857 OH, DADDY, THAT'S HARVEY. 412 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,326 WHERE YOU GOING? HEY! 413 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,996 DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO LAMONT? 414 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,264 HE DIDN'T SAY GOOD-BYE TO US. 415 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,534 THEY'RE GOING TO COME BACK HERE. 416 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,168 CLIFF. 417 00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:16,969 THEY'RE GOING TO... 418 00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,938 THIS IS FINISHED. 419 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,006 FINISHED? 420 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,140 THE PARTY'S OVER. 421 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,742 THIS ISN'T A PARTY. 422 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,877 IT'S A FUNERAL FOR LAMONT. 423 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,946 WE DON'T WANT IT. 424 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,181 YOU'VE FORCED THIS ON ALL OF US. 425 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,751 I FORCED IT ON ALL OF US. 426 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:32,785 YES. 427 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,153 UH-HUH. YOU LOVE THIS? 428 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,957 THIS MAKES YOU VERY HAPPY, DOES IT? 429 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:38,791 NO. 430 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,827 YES, YOU ARE HAPPY. 431 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:43,195 MY HUSBAND HAS GONE CRAZY. 432 00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,999 BUT, HONEY, IT'S RIDICULOUS. 433 00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:47,767 WHAT IS RIDICULOUS? 434 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,868 LOOK AT YOU. 435 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,839 STANDING THERE DRESSED AND HOLDING OVER THE... AND... 436 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,541 "HE WAS A GOOD FISH." 437 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:56,809 AND NOBODY CARES! 438 00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,845 MEANWHILE, A WOMAN'S IN THE HOSPITAL 439 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,647 WAITING FOR YOU TO DELIVER THE BABY. 440 00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:01,914 OH, MY GOD. 441 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,653 I'M SORRY, LAMONT! 442 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:08,788 DADDY... 443 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,590 YOU'VE COME BACK FOR THE FUNERAL? 444 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,059 NO, I WANT SOME PRIVACY. 445 00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,729 YOU WANT TO TALK TO LAMONT ALONE? 446 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,866 NO, I WANT TO USE THE BATHROOM. 447 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,217 Captioning Made Possible By 448 00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,687 THE METROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY 449 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:44,657 Captioned By The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation